Good Evening Mr. and Mrs. Podcast Listener and all the ships at sea. Lets Go to Press! We interrupt your regularly scheduled programing for a special announcement!
 
Flash!
 
Headline: We've got 'em on the run!
 
Dateline: Today!
 
That's right Mr. and Mrs. Double Latte. Mr. and Mrs. Cublicle Dweller. Mr. and Mrs. We're Not Gonna Take it Anymore. We've got the music industry on the run! But we need your help! On March 22, 2007, we're gonna put the coup de gra-cee on them with Operation Bum Rush the Charts
 
Stemming from a secret location deep within the secluded fortress of the internets, plans for this not-so-secret operation are being unrolled today. On March 22, 2007. Go over to the itunes directory and purchase a copy of "Mine Again" by Black Lab. On March 22, 2007, there will be one great surge of podcast listeners from all over the world buying this track, and we're enlisting you, too.
 
Flash!
 
Reports coming from tell us that the only way that Operation Bum Rush the Show is going to work is with your help. That this is your chance to show the music industry who's boss. The enemy is weak and is tired, and needs to be put out of its misery.
 
On March 22, 2007, for less than a cup of Joe, you have the choice between Freedom and Totalitarianism, the choice between Good and evil, and the choice between creative life and death.
 
On March 22, 2007, the choice is yours.
 
Good Night Mr. and Mrs Podcast Listener, whereever you are.
 
Jeez, Walter Winchell was amazing....

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